Apply Yourself, Young Man | Poison Your Mind

According to Bloomberg, McDonald's hires 6.2% of its applicants.

According to the Harvard Crimson, Harvard accepts 6.9% of its applicants.

From this we can conclude that:

a) minimum wage laws probably aren't helping things right now.

b) you should be nicer to the cashier at McDonald's.

c) certain liberal arts undergraduates at Harvard would not in fact be well served to skip the middleman and apply directly to McDonald's. Poison someone else's mind:: Facebook